About the Author
Gwedallyn Titsworth is an image counselor and bodybuilder. Currently she is hard at work on a book entitled Improving Your Image and Making People Like You. She has worked with clients from around the world including eHarmony and Match.com. She is also a champion bodybuilder and arm wrestler. gwendallyntitsworth.org
Aries
March 21-April 19
Add soap to your shower.
Libra
September 23-October 22
Get some self esteem.
Taurus
April 20-May 20
You suffer from chronic halitosis.
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
It sucks being you.
Gemini
May 21-June 21
Reconsider suicide.
Sagittarius
November 22-December 21
You are a butthole.
Cancer
June 22-July 22
Get a toothbrush.
Capricorn
December 22-January 19
Lose some weight.
Leo
July 23-August 22
Size DOES matter.
Aquarius
January 20-February 18
Your personality sucks.
Virgo
August 23-September 22
No one can stand you.
Pisces
February 19-March 20
You need to douche.