About The Author
Dr. Chet Hornsby Self proclaimed doctor, bestselling author, and home surgeon. Chet Hornsby, armed only with a passing grade in high school biology, has built a career on inexpensive home based health care. His books How to Avoid Botched Home Surgeries and Home Healthcare on the Cheap are best sellers in 2 counties in Georgia and 3 small third world countries. Dr. Hornsby has been an advocate of fighting high health care costs and teaching people to treat their own ailments in their own homes. He also sees patients and performs sometimes complex surgeries in their homes. Most of Hornsby’s surgeries take 15 minutes or less. His simplified approach to healthcare is often the target of attacks by the American Medical Association and doctors rights groups the world over.
Aries
March 21-April 19
Tired of those eyeglasses? I can do Lasik surgery at 1/10 of the price (you supply the beer).
Libra
September 23-October 22
You should only get testicle implants from a reputable home surgeon such as myself. Most Doctors charge tens of thousands of dollars for this procedure and very rarely does insurance cover the cost. I perform these operations every week and I do it for only $175.00
Taurus
April 20-May 20
I don't use anesthesia (other than beer) unless absolutely necessary. Home surgeries are much more enjoyable if you are awake during the procedure.
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
I never recommend home surgery without the support of friends and neighbors. I often suggest patients host a home surgery party where I can perform multiple operations at one time. For only $50.00 extra dollars, I’ll bring the beer!
Gemini
May 21-June 21
This month only, I am offering a two for one breast reduction special. Or find a friend or neighbor that wants enlargement and get your reduction for half price.
Sagittarius
November 22-December 21
I have removed 100s of bunions; dozens of them successfully. I only charge $350.00 per foot (you supply the beer). Recovery time can be as little as 10-12 weeks for a successful surgery.
Cancer
June 22-July 22
Got Cancer? I also do malignant tumor extraction/radiation therapy for a fraction of what other doctors like to charge
Capricorn
December 22-January 19
Have you got a slipped disk? Why go to a cold an unfamiliar hospital when I can remove that disk in the comfort of your own home?
Leo
July 23-August 22
I haven't removed a brain tumor before but don't that little detail disuade you from choosing me. We can share our first brain surgery together.
Aquarius
January 20-February 18
Hemmorhoids are no laughing matter but I can make removal surgery fun for you , me, and a half a dozen of your closedst friends.
Virgo
August 23-September 22
By doing lab work right in your kitchen or bathroom, I keep my overhead very low and pass the savings on to you.
Pisces
February 19-March 20
Need dental implants? I offer a full range of dental work also. Anything from a root canal to braces and dentures.
Of course I offer a 50% money back guarantee if you are not reasonably satisfied with my work.